"POKING MY EYES OUT" -
"CLICK IF CURIOUS GEORGE AINT SO CURIOUS"

"┗━━━━━━⊱ 𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑬𝑫 ⊰━━━━━━┛"

"ever wondered what it would be like to be a dog?"

"look no further, cunt"

"It's been a long time since I was last in this part of a shitshow. The sailing has been smooth, though, and I reckon I'll be there by mid-morning.

        Everything looks almost as I remember it except the sky...no pterodactyls."